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lufioh:

EVERY FRIENDSHIP HAS THAT ONE JOKE THAT BASICALLY ENDS WITH THEM BEING LIKE THIS

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im gonna do that thing where u message someone randomly asking for ur sandals back ill keep u guys updated

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oh my god

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people are so nICE ABOUT THIS

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things have taken a dramatic turn

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dammit my cover is blown

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PEOPLE ARE WAY TO NICE ABOUT MY NON EXISTENT SANDALS

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IM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE

konpozaa:

remifura:

why is it that in movies theres a group of straight ppl and then ONE gay person like what kind of homosexual would join an entire pack of heteros on their own who the sweet hell does that 

we are infiltrating and sending a constant stream of data to the Mothergay

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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roidyraw:

As soon as I learned Nicki Minaj voiced Sugilite, I had to

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

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royallyvintage:

A guide to common terms used in describing tiaras

clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
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explodinghye:

choclety milk shakes likes his baths

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

stalkingyermom:

itsxandy:



a true inspiration

stalkingyermom:

itsxandy:

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a true inspiration

ouijaboarding:

Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply

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staff:

bonerfart:

princessparkleunicorn:

What is tumblrs definition of aesthetic??? Cuz I looked it up in the dictionary and y’all don’t make no sense

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